Great Truths About Getting Old

1.) Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

2.) Forget the health food, I need all of the preservatives that I can get.

3.) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4.) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5.) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6.) Time may be a great healer, but its a lousy beautician.

7.) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.